I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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