Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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