wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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