i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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