That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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