GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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