We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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