dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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