Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The power of my boobs compel you
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
