Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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