What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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