Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Drunk is a universal language darling
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