I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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