Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Randomize
