Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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