On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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