so that wasnt chicken after all
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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