it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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