And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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