if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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