i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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