I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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