Plan B is the new Plan A
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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