did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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