i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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