And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she told me i tasted like america
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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