did you get engaged???
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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