So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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