I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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