A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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