Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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