Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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