He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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