Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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