that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was confusing and full of hummus
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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