I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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