She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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