if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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