I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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