just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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