There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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