Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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