I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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