I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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