Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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