It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
As shirtless as possible
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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