please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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