You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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