Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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