I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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